No. Seriously.

We – and by “we” I mean “a number of us men” – don’t always judge you.

On the contrary, you may never quite meet those of us who explode in rage, when we contemplate the unfair standards many of you feel compelled to live by. Indeed, many of us couldn’t tell a size 2 from a T-rex’s left nostril, if presented with the option. (Well, I might, but this isn’t about me). We would question your desire to buy a dress that is too small, or to withhold your body weight (which is frequently lower than ours anyway). We would smite the male who dared, in passing semantics, to fit you into a poorly-drawn gender box.

So, the next time you feel trapped in a sociologically unfair, male-dominated world, remember that that world is merely a reflection of your current surroundings/circumstances, which can and do change. Please stop assuming we’re all the same. Some of us – who refuse to do the same to your gender – find that quite offensive.

Sincerely, “Men.”